Goofy, Sharp Wit & fluent in Sarcasm

I Can Speak

English, Other

I Would Describe Myself As

Egad I absolutely HATE this part. It seems to me that I either sound pretentious and bragging about myself or someone who lacks confidence & has nothing positive to say about myself. I suppose that I fall somewhere in-between the two.

I am:
Divorced, white female: total of 5 kids but only 2 are currently with me part time: does not want more children: occupation - RN: has 2 cats and 1 dog: do not consider myself a yuppy-like person: Negativity and drama from people are some things I try to avoid as much as possible.

I love motorcycles. I used to own a 1200 Harley Custom Sportster and miss riding so very much. There is something about the wind in you face and the rumble of the motor that allows me to feel freedom and pure joy.

Currently I am a bigger girl so if you're looking for a Victoria' Secret model I am not the one for you! :) I'm working on continuing my weight loss but it's a slow an steady process. Would you like to be my coach and do fun outdoor activities?

You should contact me if:
Are not married or in any other form of relationship.
Are piqued by my profile and would like to learn more.
Do not live in another state.
Like your women goofy and with a sharp wit (and can speak sarcasm fluently when needed).

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

What are you looking for on the site?

Some Romance

Are you part of a biker club?

No

Is your bike your main source of transportation?

No

What's your favorite biker event to attend?

The Freedom Rally in Algona Iowa and the Bean Blossom Boogie

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

RN

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Reading, Learning, Tv, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gardening, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

CAN WE RIDE?

I've Always Wanted To Try

There are so many things I've been wanting to tryout haven't had the chance.
Ooh! I definitely want to go storm chasing some time.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Have enough money to be comfortable (not necessarily rich), ride with a great group of people and to have my best friend & lover at my side.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Dance

When I Read, I Always Read

Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Satire, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Hmmmm, that's difficult to narrow down.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

About Who I'm Looking For:
In the simplest terms I am looking for bad boy that is a good man (or some version thereof lol).
YOU MUST NOT BE MARRIED OR SEPARATED! I don't do the "other woman" thing.
An affectionate man who doesn't mind some PDA. Strong and confident yet at ease. I do prefer taller men ie: 5"11" and up and a max of 15 yrs my senior. I've dated slim/slender men all the way up to BBH. For me the person and the personality is what makes you attractive to me.
Thanks for taking the time to stop by and read my little blurb!

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Committed, Marriage