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Kansas City, Missouri | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Je me décrirais comme
Available at a very low price (practically free, extremely low monthly payments) Completely self-supporting and self-transporting. Send me back at any time if you are not completely satisfied. However, with proper and minimal maintenance (more than a houseplant, less than a child) and upkeep this product could quite likely last for a lifetime.
Comes with a no cling option, and can easily be left unattended outside for extended periods if you are temporarily fed up.
Approved by the USDA, recommended by Doctors, and your old and cranky aunt who always asks why you are still single. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stop smiling and irrational optimism.
* OH BY THE WAY SOMETIMES A WINK SAYS I LIKE YOUR PROFILE OR YOUR CUTE MY WAY OF COMPLEMENTING!!!
Comes with a no cling option, and can easily be left unattended outside for extended periods if you are temporarily fed up.
Approved by the USDA, recommended by Doctors, and your old and cranky aunt who always asks why you are still single. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stop smiling and irrational optimism.
* OH BY THE WAY SOMETIMES A WINK SAYS I LIKE YOUR PROFILE OR YOUR CUTE MY WAY OF COMPLEMENTING!!!
Signe
Scorpion
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
5' 7 (1.7 m)
Mes yeux sont
Noisettes
Mon origine ethnique est
Autre
Ma situation maritale est
Célibataire
J'ai des enfants
Oui - chez moi
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Yeux
Mes cheveux sont
Bruns foncés
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chat, Oiseau
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Non
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Vente/Marketing
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Cool
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Sympa, Comique, Fêtard, Séducteur
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Sports, Musique, Famille, Théâtre, Cuisine, Voitures, Bénévolat, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Me relaxer, Aller à un concert
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
First Date. You could pick me up in your Ferrari, take me to your private jet, then Wisk me away for a torrid weekend on your private Island estate somewhere in the Caribbean. Unfortunately this will probably leave me feeling cheap and used, so we should probably just go for a Coffee.
* Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case-by-case basis*
* Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case-by-case basis*
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
Hmmm...Twins?
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Trublion, Cool, Un amour
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Actualités, Sitcoms, Sports