The Truth....lol

I Would Describe Myself As

43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair

OR ...
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I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...

I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace

Quasi ...

(Please god have a sense of humour)

PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.

I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Chest

Body Art

Scarred, Visible Tattoo

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, Relaxing

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Obscure

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Instructional, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend