"Ex-perfect guy" seeking voluptuous lady

I Would Describe Myself As

"Ex-perfect guy" should actually read "Ex-almost perfect guy". Now I'm just me- a somewhat jaded, a bit cynical, flawed, humble man. However, I still retain some...not much... of the wit, charm, devastating good looks and sarcasm, that, a long time ago, made me a ledgend in my own mind.
Anywho...I'm looking for a voluptuous lady who is honest and doesn't mind if I'm a little "rough around the edges." Someone who I can take care of, but who can take care of me, too.
Whatever the mutually agreed upon interpretation of the phrase "a good time" turns out to be. If it means going for a ride..cool. If it means going out and trying to live it up a little or just relaxing at home with some cocktails and some good music...cool. It's a no pressure/no disrespect environment. Did I mention no BS, too?

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Chest

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Other

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Homemaker

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Ex-Emergency Medical Technician-I

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Photography, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

..if leads to a second..

I've Always Wanted To Try

EVERYTHING!

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

..to make right all the things I've done wrong... to be forgiven...and to LIVE

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Gospel

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Health, History, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Science, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Having fun with a lady who's fun to be with-

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

In addition to above..honesty

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed