CUSHMAN RIDER FROM HELL!
panfan
Lakeland, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish, Urdu, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As
A USELESS OLD FAT MAN THAT HAS LITTLE OR NOTHING TO OFFER! I AM A BOIL ON THE BUTTOCKS OF SOCIETY! I SEEK HOT YOUNG THINGS 18 TO27 WHO ARE SLIM AND TRIM TO RIDE ON MY CUSHMAN GOLF CART!
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
4' 9 (1.45 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Legs
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, I Own A Farm, No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
TOWN CLOWN
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Fire Starter, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Sleeping, Drinking
An Ideal First Date Would Be
HER TO SHOW UP.
I've Always Wanted To Try
TALKING TO A REAL LIVE GIRL.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
LIVE FAST THEN DIE.
My Kind Of Humor Is
I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read
I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
MIDGIT PORN IN FAST FORWARD
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Oddities
What Do You Look For?
A GIRL THAT WILL TALK TO ME.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed