I have been known to ...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm a tad sardonic, sarcastic, ironic and Heaven knows I can be obscure to the point that even I DON'T GET IT!

If you are offended, don't be!! Just be gone with ye!!!

I'm really quite busy having a bit of fun here (and in real life too ~coo coo ca choo)and won't put up with any self righteous, holier than thou nonsense.

ENTJ: The Evil Overlord

The ENTJ is best characterized by her charisma, her ability to grasp complex situations and to think flexibly and creatively, her keen and active intelligence, and her overwhelming desire to crush the world beneath her boot. ENTJs are naturally outgoing and love the company of other people, particulalry minions, henchmen, slaves, and the others they rule with ruthless efficiency.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Working smarter, NOT harder

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Travel, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

I am not, let me repeat this, NOT looking for a boyfriend or booty call.
Not sure I even want a date, just someone to ride with and RELAX. Everyone puts so much pressure on theirselves anymore ... blech.

I've Always Wanted To Try

I want a boat of my own. Gonna keep these eyes peeled for one that I can afford and take the boaters safety course and be a good little captainess?? hehehe ...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Catholic

I Attend Services

Once A Month

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Make it out alive. Hey, good luck with that and all, eh?

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Ambient, Dance

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

I do so too have friends, and no, I don't have to pay them.
At least not regularly.
We get together and do nothing all the time, sometimes even without each other or anything to do it with. They really know how to have a good time, ya know what I mean jelly bean?

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Friend only. No you can't talk me into anything so please don't try to teach the pig to sing, it will annoy the pig and waste your time.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend