US Marine seeking lady to ride
mrmariine
Kansas City, Missouri | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish, Italian
I Would Describe Myself As
Retired US Marine who would rather push my motorcycle then drive my truck. I currently write and perform stand-up comedy and play the guitar, banjo and mandolin. I'm a romantic and a great cook, well at least I've not set the kitchen on fire yet. I love a woman with long hair or ponytail and isn't afraid to show off her body. If you have red hair I'll drink your bath water and if you have a freckled cleavage I promise that I'll become your slave in the after life!
Sign
Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Scarred
My Hair Is
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Military
My Job Title Is
Old Retired Dude
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Naked mud wrestling...just kidding. A nice quiet dinner where we could get to know one another. Then naked mud wrestling!
I've Always Wanted To Try
Naked mud wrestling. Sorry, couldn't pass it up. Actually, thought about sky diving.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
To be happy and have someone in my life that I can spoil, love and take care of. Plus someone to naked mud wrestle with. Haven't lost my touch have I :-)
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Classical, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read
Fiction, Home & Garden, Religious, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is
Taking a nice long motorcycle ride. Seeing some good stand up comic and/or performing myself.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
Cleavage! Just kidding. Someone who can carry on a good conversation with me and who is kind.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed