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mountjoy

Halifax, Nova Scotia | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
About Me?
Nice, well-kept svelte body, face, & ALL else. Only fit for fearless, RADICALLY HONEST, FUNNY gal who'll enjoy reciprocal physical admiration, stimulation, satisfaction, affection, care, respect, companionship, imagination & emotional security, as a good beginning. I imagine this ought make time together ABIDINGLY HAPPY! With ALL that in place, the rest is incidental & com'fy. WARNING: I am a fun burn, who gets better w time spent. Also, U unwilling to learn to play music or sing, is grounds for irreconcilable differences. Otherwise, will help U & me immensely if U're 10 ft. tall plus heels. Reward guaranteed to clever gurl who gets mountjoye in the g male spot.
Oh, & by the way, my next bike will likely be a Kawi Concours.
Sign
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Other
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Bird
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is
Entrepreneurial Coach
I Live
Alone, With Kid(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Games, Gardening, Learning, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try
Challenging our inhibitions in Public!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To live long enough to enjoy my 3,500-th birthday, ... in youth rejuvenated uninterrupted wellness.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Dramas, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Metal, New age, Pop, Reggae, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
U & I, living in our individual unity of kindred, shared harmony of thought & action.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
A 10' woman carrying her heels, boldly ogling back at me on the city sidewalk, knowing we'd luv sharing going naked, so barefoot is a good start.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate