I am no longer a danger to society!

I Would Describe Myself As

I'M SINGLE, DIVORCED, CHRISTIAN, EXTREMELY HUMOROUS (SOMETIMES TO THE POINT OF MAKING PEOPLE ILL, SO BEWARE), A REAL MAN IN EVERY FORM OF THE BEING, BEEN THERE DONE THAT GOT THE T-SHIRT AND TATTOO'S TO PROVE IT, LOVE LIFE, LOVE KIDS, LIKE PETS (NOT POLICE DOGS), NOT UNDERWEIGHT & NOT TOO OVERWEIGHT, I PHOTOGRAPH HORRIBLY, BUT DON'T CARE (SO TAKE AS MANY PICS AS YOU WOULD LIKE), NOT A GAME PLAYER WHEN IT COMES TO DATING (now cards is another story), LOOKING FOR LOVE, EASY GOING, LAID BACK, DID I SAY FUNNY, CUTE BUT NOT EGOTISTICAL, TEDDY BEAR AND HAVE SOME SOLID AS WELL AS SEMI SOLID MEAT ON MY BONES, I DO NOT EMBARASS, BUT SOMETIMES I EMBARASS OTHERS PURPOSELY (OUT OF LOVE). IF YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES GREAT, IF YOU SCUBA DIVE, GREATER, IF YOU FIND ME FUNNY IN PERSON WHILE RIDING A MOTORCYCLE SCUBA DIVING (UNDERWATER) THEN CALL ME, SO I CAN PROPOSE! FINALLY FOR ALL SINGLE WOMEN WHO VIEW MY "PAGE" I DON'T WANT TO SOUND DESPERATE BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE AND I'M BEGGING YOU TO WAVE YOUR HANDS, JUMP UP AND DOWN, AND CONTACT ME (INTERNET STYLE OR ANY WAY YOU FIND POSSIBLE). I'm very frustrated with meeting single friends around my age. They are far and few between if existent at all (so it seems)! All joking aside i just would like to have the opportunity to meet some great people that i could possibly become friends with; a female "partner in crime" would be lovely. FINALLY; JUST DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND GIVE ME A SHOT. (can i possibly beg or lower myself on this site any further? I will! LOL) Well until we meet, I LOVE ALL OF YOU; FRIEND AND FOE, CHRIS

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

Too Many To List

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Internet, Games, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Cool

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed