Amuse me . . . please
kali00
Ormond Beach, Florida | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Tattooed smartass looking to be amused. I like bikes and men with bikes. I'm not looking for marriage or children, but I ain't looking to be your action on the side so if you are married, keep on going. I like good food, cold beer, hanging out with friends, the beach, reading . . . lots of things. I don't like jealousy, warm beer, or clingy men.
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Separated
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Taking me on a bike run
I've Always Wanted To Try
para-sailing
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
getting my doctorate in English Lit
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is
Cold beer, good food, good music, and hanging out with friends,
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I want to laugh. I also like quirky men with odd senses of humor. I'd prefer a literate man. And I'm kinda hoping you have a bike.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date