I bet I can fart louder than you can, B

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a lover of Life, I am an American doing the American places I've read and dreamed about. I with my Jeep andthe ROAD AGAIN>.. lovin Life. Living like I died last year in the eyes of my grand children. As of NOW I No longer care,I'm a free spirit wanting more and more. I first put this profile on Facebook almost 4 years ago, but things have changed. I loved living in the South I met so many great people and many friends I will cherish the rest of my life. But life took a turn for me. I missed my free ride and my Grandchildren. I have moved back not to work out with my relatives. There are things I still want to do and see before I go to hell for good. I am going the way I want to, the hell with the rest of you. I'm just waiting for the end. I am going to be lying on my death bed and shout! DAMN THAT WAS FUN !!!! Chalter 4 After couple failed relationships I knew my life had to change. Returned to the mid-Atlantic. I wanted to mooch off family and friends. So I'm living the life of an old man alone. Like my cat, I just want to use someone's litter box and get someone to feed me. IIl go see friends cause I don't mind imposing. They owe me. As the song goes, if this is love you gotta gimme more. I so retarded.

Sign

Libra

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Feet

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

What are you looking for on the site?

Some Romance

Are you part of a biker club?

No

Is biking a hobby or a way of life?

Its my life

Is your bike your main source of transportation?

No

Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?

Plain Clothes

What is your favorite place or road to ride?

Where no one can see me

What's your favorite biker event to attend?

Anywhere there's free food

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Ambulance Driver

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is Always A Party Going On

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Cigars

I Drink

Yes - Like A Fish

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Drinking

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Come on over and drink my Jack Daniels with me. When you get a really good buzz I'll look a lot better.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Raunchy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading

What Do You Find Attractive?

Money, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

I want someone who's dumb as a doorknob who can use tweezers to locate my manhood

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed