Love Hard-Laugh Hard-Ride Hard

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Summarizing myself in 20 words or less ... NOT gonna happen :D

Love riding my Harley (full-time), concerts (love the Meridian), and drama free situations. I also have a 16 yo son that is the center of my life. (Although, the thought crosses my mind that I could kill him and make another one that looks just like him) I have a huge DVD collection and I am not afraid to use it. I love my family and friends fiercely. I am a high velocity goofball. I was a massage therapist for 11 yrs so you could say I'm pretty hands on. I've also been a professional bartender, so you could say I live to de-stress. I also believe in friendship first. Without it, there's no foundation for anything lasting. I love the smell after a good rain. Love to sleep in during thunderstorms. I have music on in some form at all times. (can't stand rap) I feel I must mention that I'm a coffee addict. Workin on forming a support group of some kind, because there is always coffee at those things. Peeves: Head games, dishonesty, lack of manners, parents who don't buckle up their kids, jealousy.

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

My Job Title Is

Accounts Payables-Motorcycle Dealership

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Is it just me or does the word "date" just throw so many expectations at the situation. Almost like a job interview ... I shutter at the thought. I just think some common ground where you can actually relax and get to know someone is optimal ... say a paintball park or laser tag (I have not been to either to be honest)

I've Always Wanted To Try

Wow .. need to put some thought into this one ... not too much I haven't done that I wanted to do .. check back for updates :D

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Any day that starts with me above ground is aces. Winning the lottery would be a nice bonus too. I like to keep the expectations to a minimum, that way I'm not too terribly disappointed. I just strive to be happy, in what ever form that takes.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'd just like to know where they're headed and catch up with them later (stole that from the late great Mitch Hedberg)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Reggae

When I Read, I Always Read

Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Yeah, we're gonna save this one for when I have a few to kill ...

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

The first thing I'm going to notice is if you've actually read this: If you are more than 50 miles outside the Houston area, there's no need to contact me. Furthermore, I am looking for a white man, 33-45 years old and 6' or taller. I only put these things in here hoping to save us both time. We all know how guys have their preferences (tall/short, long/short hair, blonde/burnette/redhead.) Well, women have their favorites too. I don't have a problem with a man who has children, so long as you have an amiable relationship with the mother (meaning that you get along but that book is CLOSED for good).

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed