FOOT LOOSE AND FANCY ME

I Would Describe Myself As

a fine fellow,loves his woman,lives like a caveman,carries a big club,grunts alot,believes in old fashion ways,hit woman overhead with club,drag her off to my cave,oh you might have to loan me yours,ex-got mine,as well as my dogs,ex-army,ex-police,ex-husband,now the hyway is my home,just haven't figured which direction,ha ha

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Native American

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Scarred

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Learning, Internet, Dancing, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A QUITE PLACE TO TALK AND LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER, A SHORT WALK BECAUSE MY LEFT LEGG IS BUSTED, AND IF IT WAS TO LONG A WALK, YOU'D HAVE TO CARRY ME PIGGY BACK, NOW SMILE

I've Always Wanted To Try

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY PUTTING MY SWEETHEART
IN A SUBWAY BUN AND SEE IF SHE WAS FATTENING, NOW YOU GOT IT, SMILE

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Every Day

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

BOW A KNEE TO NO MAN, MAYBE A GOODLOOKING WOMAN, LIVE ONE WITH MY FATHER

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Classical, Blues, Jazz

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Computers, Fiction, Horror, Nature, Political, Poetry, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

HEADING DOWN A HYWAY WITH NO WHERE TO GO, EXCEPT GOING, GOING DEEP INTO WOODS AND SITTING UNDER A TREE AND LISTENING TO GODS MUSIC, NO PEOPLE JUST ME AND NATURES SOUNDS, THEN GOOD MUSIC, GOOD WOMEN, GOOD FRIENDS, BUT FIRST BEFORE ALL THIS BACKUP, FATHER HAS TO COME FIRST, I ALWAYS GOOF UP ON PROFILES, ALLWAYS PUT THE HORSE ON FIRST, THEN THE WAGON, BECAUSE EVERBOBY FORGETS THE HORSE AND GUESS WHO ALLWAYS GETS TO PULL THE DAMM WAGON, BUT SERIOUS, GOD ALLWAYS COMES FIRST IN MY LIFE, I HOPE HES ALLSO FIRST IN YOURS, GOD BLESS AND MAY YOUR BLESSINGS OVERLOAD YOUR WAGON, WILL YOUR HOG PULL IT, I WOULD LOAN YOU MINE BUT I GOT RID OF HER 2 YEARS AGO, SHE WAS NOT OF THIS WORLD, THATS WHY THEY SENT HER HERE, AN INVASION

What Do You Look For?

A SWEET SMILE, HONEST DEAD IN THE EYE LOOK, GOOD
PERSONALITY, GOOD MANORS, MORALS, HONOR AND PRIDE, LOVE OF GOD AND COUNTRY.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed