Ancient Kick-start Harley Rider

I Can Speak

English, Binary

I Would Describe Myself As

Turtle or rabbit? – I’m the Turtle. No hurry, no worry. Single, retired gentleman would like companion for two-up local and distance touring. I like both independent riding and organized clubs.

My nickname is Chip. I am looking for a monogamous relationship with growth in mind. I am a free-thinker, flexible and easy to get along with. If you want a good friend and lover and someone to cuddle with, count on me. If you want respect as a person, you got it. If you like your coffee in bed, I'll bring it to you.

My lady is confident, but not arrogant. My lady is a lady, but has the hands and heart of a gardener. My lady is nurturing and unselfish. She is generous to herself and others.

I would like a woman who is free to travel and to experience the US, Canada, the rest of the Americas, and to travel to distant lands abroad. There are so many romantic, wonderful places in this world - wouldn't you like to see them?

Back home, we get lazy and we get ambitious (now there's an oxymoron). Maybe we even do some put-off chores or plant some vegetables in the garden.

You would believe in the KISS theory. If you’re like me, you’d like an uncluttered home and find it a no-brainer for US to keep it that way.

When you want a night out with your friends, I’ll stay up to greet you when you come home. For my lady, I am pretty good at giving a massage; just don't fall asleep on me.

This one is hard, but if you want the TV remote during a football game, we flip a coin.

I have a nice RV camper outfitted for RV parks and for boondocking - equipped with satellite TV and Internet. I enjoy camping in the forest and the desert and there is nothing like the sound of a babbling brook at a campsite in a National Forest or like the tranquility at a camp spot out in the desert.

I am an experienced traveler both in North America and abroad. I’ve driven to Alaska and would do it again. I like ship cruises to anywhere and visiting any country abroad. Been to Greece and Italy and would go back in a minute. I will go to Australia and New Zealand one of these days.

At home, I like DIY projects, gardening, some TV sports, reading, intelligent use of the computer and I have tons of other hands-on interests. I’m learning to cook and my latest success is roasted marshmallows over a campfire!

I am multi-faceted, but not a multi-tasker. I do one thing at a time, but I do it right, from start to finish.

I am tidy, but not obsessed with it. I share washing dishes and other cleaning.

I am part owner of a more than ample home on a small ranch in Texas. Decisions on its disposition are pending.

I'm in good health for a smoker, but I don't kid myself and I get an "all clear" from the doc each year. I smoke inside my home and RV. However, I will consider making adjustments.

I can share much more if you are interested, but fair warning - I see, I feel, I think and I live younger than my 69 years.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Slender

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

Jack of All Trades

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

First date: light conversation and quiet dinner or maybe a picnic. If we hit it off, take short day trips out of town to neat places like Sedona. In pleasant spring weather, maybe take a motorcycle ride out in the country to see the wildflowers. After that, I'll surprise you.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Flying like an eagle. I've done almost everything else. (Ha, ha)

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Don't really make goals anymore - too free. I don't even wear a wristwatch.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Isn't everything fun?

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate