Fluent in Sassy & Sarcasm

First name

Amy

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Retired Army Combat Veteran, independent, responsible, down to Earth and can blend with any crowd. Laughing is great for your soul, and it's my goal to make sure we have fun! Looking for someone who brings as much to the table as I do, who is respectful, kind, and wants to enjoy life without drama or hassles. PLEASE just be honest about your motives, I'm too old for game playing F#ck Boys, and wanna-be bad asses. Not looking to support someone or be a babysitter, or to bail you out of jail frequently.
I party SOCIALLY, so please no major addictions. 420 is A OK.
***reformed Bad Boys Welcome.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 3 (1.6 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

My Best Feature Is

Chest

My Hair Is

Platinum

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog, Reptile

Willing To Relocate

No