In Dog Years I'm Dead Already
Porkins
Simi Valley, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm like an old dog that sleeps on the porch all day. I raise up ever so often, look around and bark at nothing in particular. Then I go back to sleep. I have a twisted sense of humor and love to laugh. Love to ride among many other things. Low pressure, low maintenance, too many things to list here. If you want to know then write to me and ask.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is
Cinematographer
I Make This Much In A Year
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Movies, Music, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Meet somewhere quiet so we can talk and see if we hit it and want the date to continue or not
I've Always Wanted To Try
Hang gliding, sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
To live as long as I can
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Classical, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Is this with or without clothes on?
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate, Committed