Twist my clutch lever n pull my throttle
MrPhister
Carlisle, Pennsylvania | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Ken
I Would Describe Myself As
Looking for some one to yank my clutch lever, turn the choke on then fire up my periwinkle vibrator. She must enjoy long rides threw the shadows of the valley of death. Another prerequisite is 3 or more chickens, atleast 1 Tennessee fainting goat along with 87 Camaro Iroc-Z28. Will consider a mullet to be equivalent or greater value than above request. There will be a nerf gun battle to prove you can take darts to the face. After you have shown proof of all items above you obtain and can do, only then shall I speak about you ordering off the dollar menu, because the bike always needs new tires. So hopefully your the right one to help me slip the new rubbers on and stay seated while riding. Hope I can show up in your in box soon.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian