Single Funny Guy looking for the One ;-)

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I have a great sense of humor, kind to others, help those in need. I like Volkswagens a lot ;-). I’m looking for someone to hold and love on and to spend those beautiful moments with, travel anywhere, I'm protective but not controlling, Microsoft word has ruined my spelling ability, Like to party but man the morning after waking up in a strange country, just kidding never happened yet.
I have fun but know my limit. I’m very open minded, very loyal and loving. Shy at times with new people. I can speak my mind and talk about what I am feeling. I enjoy cars, traveling to new places, taking cruises, Art, riding motorcycles. I'm retired from the Air Force so I have income for life and spare time when I am not being a fulltime Dad of my two children 1 Boy 6yrs and 1 Girl 4yrs. I'm not looking for a nanny for my children. There is no Baby Momma drama either; she lives very far away (half the country away). The person I'm with could go forever without seeing her if they choose.
Very laid back and easy going, I am very good with my hands. I can work on a great deal of things from aircraft to my own house. I can carry on a conversation. I love to listen to what people have to say. There is nothing I wouldn't try once. I am scared of heights. I will go look at the things that go bump in the night to make you feel safe. I'm not like most guys but I have my faults. I work hard and play hard. I'm always down for an adventure.

Just try me. At worst you will make a friend.
P.S. I suck at speelIng so expect that and I love to Joke around.

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Stocky

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Military

My Job Title Is

Dad/Retired from Military

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Cigars

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Strange, Party Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gambling, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Theater, Travel, Tv, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Someplace that we both are comfortable and able to talk to see how things stack up.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Skydiving but im scared to death of heights

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To live my life to the fullest and to pass on what I can to my children and grandchildren. You only go around one time.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Mystery, News, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

That is hard to say I try to have fun and enjoy life.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Im looking for someone who can be the other half of myself that I'm missing. Someone to have a great time with and build memories.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage