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Looking4BigSpoon
Ashfield, Australia | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Maria
I Would Describe Myself As
Likes poop jokes, can stay out late on a school night, and isn’t afraid to talk politics on a first date.
Testimonials
The girl doesn’t stop” — My best friend Erin.
“Excellent incisors. And she flosses.” — Dr.Dar, my dentist
“She’s not as crazy as she looks.” — My ex-husband.
Seeking genuine company with someone who doesn’t take everything in life so serious. Someone who has a “cup half full” mentality.
Patience is a must. Putting it out there now-being pushy won’t work but a balance between persistence and convincing may work 😂. Unfortunately I am extremely busy and have 2 very sporty tween boys 😜.
I’m more interested in that round thing between your ears. The one between your thighs waits till the one between the ears wins me over.
Stay classy! Or join Ashley Maddison/Adult Match Maker. You will have a better chance getting laid there.
PS: if it’s logistically challenging to get to you, it ain’t going to work!
Testimonials
The girl doesn’t stop” — My best friend Erin.
“Excellent incisors. And she flosses.” — Dr.Dar, my dentist
“She’s not as crazy as she looks.” — My ex-husband.
Seeking genuine company with someone who doesn’t take everything in life so serious. Someone who has a “cup half full” mentality.
Patience is a must. Putting it out there now-being pushy won’t work but a balance between persistence and convincing may work 😂. Unfortunately I am extremely busy and have 2 very sporty tween boys 😜.
I’m more interested in that round thing between your ears. The one between your thighs waits till the one between the ears wins me over.
Stay classy! Or join Ashley Maddison/Adult Match Maker. You will have a better chance getting laid there.
PS: if it’s logistically challenging to get to you, it ain’t going to work!
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Other