Hootiemcfly...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Warning: Facts about me are strategically placed throughout these narratives. I have too many passions to isolate just one. My heart usually guides my actions and my head usually guides my life. I still think high fives are cool. I prefer dog slobber to make up (I don't actually own any make up.) I can't watch Jurassic Park before bed or I have dinosaur dreams. I talk to my parents pretty much every day. I don't think you can have a tv that's "too big." I don't really like chick flicks...show me something that blows up and I'm happy. I feel most at peace when I'm in the water. I love the smell of cologne.
I attempt to build things in my garage...even if they come out crooked my pride is enough to use and display them. Jeans, tee shirts, scrubs, and that one little black dress are the only things in my closet except for the wet suits and gear. I'm more of a softie than this profile will show you...(part of the collateral damage of the internet.)
I hope at some point before I die that I laugh so hard I pass out. I love long night scrabble tournaments with good music and good wine. I have an amazing work ethic. I'm loyal almost to a fault (If there is such a thing.) I have a direct line from the oval office to my house but have given them strict instructions to only use it in an emergency. My lawn mows itself out of respect.
I love to learn new things. I enjoy trying out new recipes on people, having Lebowski nights with white Russians and home made chicken pot pies, taking bike rides (motorcycle and bicycle) and seeing new parts of the world. I'm very loyal and

grounded to my family but want to build one of my own. I'm up for anything, and I love to plan things as much as I love to be spontaneous. I'm looking for a partner in crime who is just as sensibly crazy as I am.

Up for meeting folks for rides, friends, or maybe more...I'm Hootiemcfly...you can find me most places...

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Paramedic, Hyperbaric Technologist, etc

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Friendly, Observant

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Cooking, Dining, Family, Games, Gardening, Movies, Photography, Playing Cards, Sports, Travel, Tv

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A ride and a beverage, just to break the ice...

I've Always Wanted To Try

Skydiving...this year's birthday gift to myself.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Agnostic

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Humor, Mystery, Reference

My Idea Of Fun Is

You name it, I'll try it...twice if it hurts.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed