In serious need of a change..

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

INTERESTS: wrestling cranky cats, running from zombies while participating in a 5k, picking on coworkers in an exaggerated southern accent, Alan Tudyk (too hot), traumatizing folks on Halloween while avoiding being arrested, dozing during lunch and learn meetings at work and loud crunchy music.
DON'T CARE FOR: people who can't drive worth a flip, this site losing my description of myself twice already, my dog peeing on the floor when I'm a few minutes late getting home, poor cell reception. Guys who declare no drama but complain constantly and Ab Ripper X.
Maybe you'll find this enlightening if not mildly amusing as this is what happens when I consume caffeine and sugar after abstaining for days on end. Anywho. Msg if ya want. NBD if ya don't. Promise I won't hold it against ya. Ta ta for now.

Update: I'm so sorry that I've not been able to reply. I promise that I fully intend to do so by this weekend I hope. So please bare with me and I'll answer your msgs very soon. *muah!!*

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Kennel Manager

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Dining, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Reading, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

meet for drinks or coffee, that way we can bail if we're not interested...lol. dinner maybe and then head out to a GWAR show. lol..

I've Always Wanted To Try

snowboarding, white water rafting, rock climbing, kayaking, riding a bike, diving, snorkeling

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

still a work in progress.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Classical, Industrial, Metal, Pop, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Fantasy, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

pranking friends while on a giggly sugar rush.. lol

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

a unique, great guy who's not afraid to be himself and is open minded. someone who wants to travel, try new things and enjoy himself.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Committed